You slowly open your eyes as the birds begin to chirp you awake. It’s morning, it’s morning; time to rise! You groan, grab the jar of seed from your bedside table, open the window where the early morning rays are shining in, and dump a bunch outside. The birds stop chirping and immediately begin to gorge themselves. You shut the window and the blinds, and hop back into your hand-carved wooden bed to sleep just a little longer. The damn rooster had already woken you up once, earlier, and that was quite enough. Several hours later you awake on your own, the fat little birds sleeping in their nests outside your window. That should keep them happy and out of the poison garden for a while…. Click here to read the rest of the story!